Yesterday, after church, Michele, Terry and I trucked out in the freezing cold, to Saratogo for a Bridal Show. It was fun really. Lots of flowers and photographers...and food sampling...mmmm....pregnant woman likes food...
Candles in Birch Branches.
The sweetest little Tux
Flowers and other such nonsense I felt compeled to photograph...
The ice sculpture out side that, we were terrified would melt, considering the heat!
(please notice the snow in the back ground)
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospitalbed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.' Men should really learn to listen.
I wanted to put a quick note up saying that I have not abandoned my blog! Widget ate the cords that connect my camera to my Mac book, soooooo....getting my pics on here is temporarily on hold! I will get a new cord soon and put the silly pics back up asap!
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